Recall notice .. had to share

Never heard it put quite like this before.


RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings GOD is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly
known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service
free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, GOD, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair
in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, GOD, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, GOD will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the BIBLE/TORAH (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for
further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit
to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency
service, call on the MAKER.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not
be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

- Your MAKER

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact your MAKER any time.
Because HE Lives!

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