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Do God's Work and all Your Needs will be Met
Fri May 23, 2014 12:22 am by Camille
God always provides for our needs according to His riches in glory through Christ Jesus.

Philippians 4:19

As long as we are doing the work of the Lord God will always meet our needs. As long as we are pointing others to God, He will always see that you have plenty.

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PostSubject: The Cleaning Woman    Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:02 am

lol!

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at
the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told
him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.

The pastor thought to himself, "oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are
not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets - what would the members think of her." He told her that
she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide.


The following week, here she came again. She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still
wanted to be baptized. "I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to
become a member."


Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eating at the
restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he
approached her and said, "I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?"


"Oh, yes," she said. "I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of
your church."


"He did?" said the pastor.


"Oh, yes" she replied. "He said even He hasn't been able to get into your church yet, and He's been
trying for years."


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PostSubject: Re: The Cleaning Woman    Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:11 am

That's funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Cleaning Woman    Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:17 pm

Yeah that was funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Cleaning Woman    Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:19 pm

i actually knew a church around here that was like this, cause they kicked out a single mom and her 2 kids because they didn't wear clothes that was "up to their standard"
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PostSubject: Re: The Cleaning Woman    Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:18 pm

Frijid wrote:
i actually knew a church around here that was like this, cause they kicked out a single mom and her 2 kids because they didn't wear clothes that was "up to their standard"

That's sad... I pray God opens up their hearts to receive people like her with love as Jesus would do. Amen.
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